he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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