please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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