Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
from now on my penis is your penis
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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