stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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