She announced her abortion via fbk
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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