I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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