am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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