He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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