it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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