Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I wear drunk well.
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