But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I just want to make out with him forever
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
