I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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