why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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