What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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