brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Randomize
