She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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