Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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