You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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