no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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