Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
