It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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