peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
