He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
