would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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