I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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