woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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