Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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