"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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