If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Randomize
