It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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