I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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