Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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