So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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