he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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