Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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