guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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