she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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