Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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