He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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