doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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