I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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