i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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