I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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