How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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