so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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