nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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