If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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