Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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