windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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