I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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