Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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