Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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